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I hate Chuck from Angry Birds

I hate the bird Chuck (the yellow triangle one) from the popular franchise called Angry Birds.  In my opinion, he is the worst bird in every piece of media that has him in it.

Don't think I don't have any reasons for that; quite the contrary. Here are just 2 of the many reasons I find him in my nightmares:

First of all, he is hardly ever an asset when you play. Chuck's speed doesn't change almost anything. He can barely make it through a plank, even when he is supposedly going "fast", and if you manage to get in a situation where the bird is of help (most likely when you've run out of other birds to use) you have to tap at the exact right moment to make him fly correctly. If you don't, he WILL fly somewhere high up or sprint into the depths of hell and fulfil his destiny, 

Not only that, he is a yellow triangle. Does that remind you of anyone? Well, it sure does remind me of someone, or rather, something: Bill Cipher from "Gravity Falls". Bill Cipher is a demon who wants chaos and entertainment. They both share physical qualities, and both are evil at the core. The key difference is Chuck could never be as much of an icon as Bill Cipher is.

I hope this made you hate Chuck. Not as much as I hate him because I am his no.1 hater, but that it has made you hate him enough for you to go "yuck" when you see the bird.


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