I jerk off to Geometry Dash

I masturbate to the game Geometry dash twice a day, i don't know what is so hot about it but i just get turned on when the cube bounces or flies. l imagine that the cube is bouncing on my dick. I especially like the skins that have holes in them so i can think of fucking the holes. Every single time I beat an extreme demon my dick starts throbbing and I start furiously strobbing my meat saber. I like to imagine the extreme demon icon sucking my penis so hard it rips it off into the deep pits of its mouth. I have 4634 hours in GD, mostly just masturbating. I have ejaculated to RobTop 12663 times now. My friends think that i'm weird for doing it, so i left them, now i have no friends. But i want to ask others opinion on the topic. Do you guys think i'm weird.


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sergeant_Sweetie

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Thy is deeply touched by this post, thy too likes to jack it to thy game crowned geometery dash


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my name is quinn and i love zombiez420 i quit too

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we can get through this together alright


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lvnderkitten

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Excuse me, what?


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SaltyVinegar

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Retweet


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Crum

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I completely relate to this post and Im comforted to know im not the only one who has this level of attraction to geometry dash. I fully agree with you on the cubes with holes, mmmng. Just typing this has me feeling a certian way. Every time I see the death effect splash on my screen I imagine the cube splashing its bust all over me while im smashing.


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奈々

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every post you make gets more and more concerning


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implying you actively read my posts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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rammerhead_fan🫂(simmons)

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same


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★•Kiiinzy•★(⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)

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I imagine, why bro? It's a not rule 34 of the GD, but is THE GAMEPLAY, why is so hot for you? xd


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SHEEPSTER

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Weirdest thing about this post is you having had friends


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sol

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smh, kids these days, back in the day we busted a nut to tetris. ever seen the long piece come in? yeah.


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