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I masturbate to the game Geometry dash twice a day, i don't know what is so hot about it but i just get turned on when the cube bounces or flies. l imagine that the cube is bouncing on my dick. I especially like the skins that have holes in them so i can think of fucking the holes. Every single time I beat an extreme demon my dick starts throbbing and I start furiously strobbing my meat saber. I like to imagine the extreme demon icon sucking my penis so hard it rips it off into the deep pits of its mouth. I have 4634 hours in GD, mostly just masturbating. I have ejaculated to RobTop 12663 times now. My friends think that i'm weird for doing it, so i left them, now i have no friends. But i want to ask others opinion on the topic. Do you guys think i'm weird.
I jerk off to Geometry Dash
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Crocker._Yoylecake
Thy is deeply touched by this post, thy too likes to jack it to thy game crowned geometery dash
1-800-QUINCY
we can get through this together alright
lvnderkitten
Excuse me, what?
SaltyVinegar
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I completely relate to this post and Im comforted to know im not the only one who has this level of attraction to geometry dash. I fully agree with you on the cubes with holes, mmmng. Just typing this has me feeling a certian way. Every time I see the death effect splash on my screen I imagine the cube splashing its bust all over me while im smashing.
奈々
every post you make gets more and more concerning
implying you actively read my posts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Jabberwacky🫂
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same
★•Kiiinzy•★(°□°）
I imagine, why bro? It's a not rule 34 of the GD, but is THE GAMEPLAY, why is so hot for you? xd
SHEEPSTER
Weirdest thing about this post is you having had friends
sol
smh, kids these days, back in the day we busted a nut to tetris. ever seen the long piece come in? yeah.