▪️CW//hallucinations//cringe situations//pg15 stuff I just want people to laugh at how weird some of my life is

▪️shitty but funny (I hope) situations I've been in please laugh it's not as crappy as it sounds▪️

Earlier this year (Jan 3)  I had to break up with a partner because they were more interested in if my hallucination liked them even to the point of them asking "hey if I kiss you will he be watching".... obviously a bit shocked I didn't respond for about three seconds before answering with "yeah....why?'

No answer from them, so I let it slide for a while this later followed into everything we did together.

A few months later they took me out to eat as I was having a phsycotic episode and didn't want to go outside they didn't even wait for me to get in the car before asking about my hallucination and how he was only after I answered that he was as he always is they asked me about myself

I left them after I had a hallucination of a man in my mirror and they simply went on to ask me "well is he hot?" In a serious tone...they got pissed of I didn't answer and then I told them it's over and to leave me alone 

▪️ I'll add more funny shit later :)▪️