Caca Calamities BY ME

Sitting in class without desire

When i get the primal urge

Knowing whats about to transpire

I feel it all about to surge

With no other option, to the shitter I go

No one in sight i sit and let go

Overcome with pleasure as it leaves my ass

Moaning in delight, this shit is so gas

Due to my focus i failed to notice

Poop prowlers have come knocking.

Knocking on my door while my ass is full of bolus

They scream and laugh whilst my ass is throbbing

Their hands reach under the the stall

Stealing my precious paper

They grab at my shoes and drawls

Wanna kill myself with a razor

I scream and sob until they leave

They just took my virginity

Writers note: HELLO if you r reading this 😜. This sum i wrote a while back and I thought it was neat so i am sharing it now TO THE MASSES. uhm hopefully it sounds as good as it does in my head 😭 if not then uhhh thats cool too idk???