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Frosty Madness



 Today was the day!

 I finally went to the buffet, with my brother! We had a lot of fun walking around too.

 Though since he didn't work there I had to pay for his food... wah wah...

 We had a lot of fun but there were a ton of crazies on the road today..!

 Apparently here in Sanyoto, we're up incoming on a deep freeze! A real TRUE

 FROSTY FEST! 

 So many dumbasses on the road, 2 people flipped me off.

 If I were alone I totally would've kicked both their asses. I mean, we're on the front for an all out frozen assualt and you're driving like a jackass out here? I hope your toe nail falls off and it get an infection!

 Idiots on the road aside, it was still a good day. People lose their shit over this frosty fest business.. It's not that cold man..Just light a damn fire in your backyard. Everyone and their mom has a grill or can make a fire place by just digging a hole with some rocks around it.

 I swear, ever since quarantine, y'all chumps have been so ampted up for some natural disaster and try to stock up for the end times once the weather gets colder.

When times get cold like this, just put on a damn sweater, light a fire, roast some weenies, and go on about your day. It's not the end of the world! Relax already! You oughta take the tough outta your name to call yourself a Texan if you can't handle a little deep freeze!

 "Waaaaah Waaaah! It's gonna be 14°F!!" 

Big deal! Just make sure your pipes and junk don't freeze, bundle up and light a fire. Quit acting so helpless!

I mean! ARE WE FORGETTING THE BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY THAT KICKED EVERYTHING OFF? HUH?

 GEE WHAT WAS IT? OH YEAH. 

FIRE!!!

 Eugh, sorry, I just had to rant about that, but fr, if it gets too cold inside, I'm lighting a fire in my backyard..we got plenty of branches and sticks that can burn...I'll make a damn igloo if I have to!




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It is more so the elderly one should be concerned of, especially in the homes that appear as if they were to fall from a slight sneeze.

Other than that...

Snow Forts & S'mores.

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Only the frail fall through the cracks of ice. This is snowstorm is merely but a cleansing of the land's weakness.

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