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Whats your name?
You may call me SlowRiot.
How old are you?
I'm Back to the Future years old.
How tall are you?
I'm 6'1.
Eye color?
Green/grey/blue.
Hair color?
Purple, turquoise, blue/black.
Star sign?
Virgo.
Where are you from?
I'm from London but currently in MD, USA.
Greatest birthday gift you ever got?
Probably the guitar my late father gave me for my 18th.
Do people who, you think, are prettier than you make you feel self-conscious?
No. Why would it?
Are you a shy person?
Yes. Around new people. Then, no.
Biggest lie?
"Lol". That's a huge fucking lie. No one is actually laughing when they type "lol". You're sat there with zero expression on your face!
Worst memory you have?
Watching my Dad pass away when I was 23.
First memory you can remember?
Getting lost in a store because I wanted to go on the slide at the shop entrance and ran off. You're damn sure I went on that slide. Then cried because I couldn't find my parent.
Do you have a favorite pair of shoes?
I LOVE my Converse skate shoes.
Oldest object you own? When did you get it?
I have some pretty old vinyl records. Couldn't tell you when I got them though.
Meanest person you know? Why do you feel this way?
My birth giver. There are many, many reasons that are too dark and heavy to put here.
Best teacher you ever had?
Mrs Sivelle. She was the head teacher at my primary school. She was always so kind to me. During my infant years, she would let me do crafts with her so I wasn't bullied at playtime. Kids are WELL shit.
Greatest lesson you learned... on your own?
To prepare for the worst. No matter how well you think things are planned.
Worst heartbreak? Who causes it, and what was it over?
Losing my father so suddenly. He was my best friend and the one who kept shit together.
Ever been dumped? By who?
Been a part of some mutual dumpings.
Have you ever dumped someone? Why?
I have dumped a couple of guys for cheating and/or being abusive in some way.
Best thing to do on a rainy day?
Sit in a comfy chair, drink coffee, listen to records, and play video games.
Who do you look like most, mom or dad?
I think I have more of my Dad's features, thankfully. Definitely got his height.
What celebrity do you think you look like?
The left shark, probably.
Are you a virgin?
I might as well be with everything that's going on!
Weirdest spot you ever had sex?
Not really weird... More awkward. I've given a handy in a carpark not realising the CCTV camera was pointed at the car.
Do you like the rain?
Only when it's warm summer rain. Not that freezing cold shit.
Weirdest experience you ever had?
Walking through London or places around Baltimore and hearing strangers shout my name because they know me from being a guest on a radio show.
Your best friend in 1st grade?
Kellie Williams and Kirsty Stemp.
Your best friend now?
Amy, Graham, Pickle, Dani, Sam, my brother, and sister.
Do you trust people?
Depends. Not straight away.
Where do you buy most of your food?
Grocery stores, mainly.
Do you like Starbucks or McDonald's coffee more?
Neither. They're both outrageously shit companies. DUNKIN' ALL THE WAY!
Do you love packages?
Packages for me in the mail? Yes. Male packages for me in grey sweatpants? Yes.
Last thing you ordered online?
Coffee.
Last thing you bought?
Coffee...
Last house you went to, who's was it, and why were you there?
Feb '20. I went to see my buddies in New Jersey to hang out, drink, explore, and have fun. Not been anywhere since late march 2020. Fuck covid.
Last thing that upset you?
People tried stealing a dog. Seeing how fucking sad that dog looked made me so damn sad, so I had to find the owners before it was too late.
One thing that people do that you cannot stand?
Lie to my face and try to justify their shit morals when they know it's wrong. Or chewing with their mouth open.
Do you speed?
In Forza Horizon. Yes.
Do you roll through stop signs?
I normally just walk past them.
Have you ever been a drunk driver?
Nah. you have to be a special kind of prick to do that.
No. By choice.
One kid you cannot stand?
Too many to choose from. And one isn't enough.
Rudest person you know:
The birth giver.
How old were you when you had your first kiss?
I think I was 14? Maybe 15?
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No. Most of the teachers I had turned out to be creepy kiddy fiddlers!
Did or do you play any school sports?
I liked basketball and tennis.
Favorite pizza?
Oohhhh, stuffed crust. All the meat. Or Hawaiian. Come at me!
Can you swim?
Yes.
Tell me the scariest thing that has ever happened to you:
Sleep paralysis is fucking horrific.
Has anyone ever saved your life?
My Dad and some of my best friends.
If you were in the water and saw a shark, what would you do?
Isn't the rule to punch it on the nose?
Do bugs scare you?
You ever seen a camel cricket? If not, don't Google it. You're welcome.
What do you think the worst trait another person can have is?
Being a compulsive liar.
Do you have any pimples on your face right now?
Not yet.
Do you wear makeup?
Right now? No. What's the point?
Do you know anyone who is a severe drug addict?
I do.
Have you ever smoked pot?
Pots look notoriously difficult to smoke.
Done coke?
I prefer Pepsi.
Do you take sleeping pills?
No. Do you have any?
Are you depressed right now?
Have been for years. Got the medical papers as a fucking certificate (¬¬)
Last thing you cried about?
A multitude of things. Mainly what's going on around me right now.
Tell me about your latest dream:
I don't really dream. Or sleep for longer than 4 hours.
What time do you normally wake up in the morning?
When ever the loud stamping, barking, shouting, and/or the blender starts.
What are you looking forward to?
Getting out of this DAMN house.
Anything you are dreading right now?
Doing the same chores tomorrow because no one gives a fuck about hygiene or cleanliness.
Did you go to your prom?
I went to my uni's Summer Ball once. Otherwise, I worked them.
Have you ever been in a limo?
I have.
Have you ever been the maid of honour in a wedding party?
Nope.
The most embarrassing thing you have ever done:
I do not think I've done anything I would consider embarrassing. I could be wrong.
Has anyone ever seen you naked?
Not many folk at all. You're welcome.
Has anyone ever told you that you were ugly?
Yes... But they were pissed at me and had no comeback for the discussion at hand.
Do you think you're pretty?
Not particularly.
Do you like guys who are shorter than you?
I have no choice have?
What's the name of your first pet?
MY pet that wasn't a family one... Ed. She is a cat and she's better than everyone.
Do you have a calendar? If so, what is the theme of it?
It's a wildlife photography one.
What type of cell phone do you have?
Got one of those Pixel phones.
About how many text messages do you send per day?
Depends if the group chats are kicking off.
Have you ever made friends with someone online that you never met before?
Yes! And I want to go see them all so I can dance with them. <3
Did you ever meet with someone you met online?
I have.
Your biggest fear:
Being completely alone.
Your worst enemy:
Shoddy Internet providers.
Does anyone hate you, if so why?
Probably and I don't really care.
Nicest thing you have ever done for a complete stranger:
Gave some homeless folk a bunch of hand warmers, and some food.
Meanest thing you have ever done to a complete stranger:
Told someone to go fuck themselves after they told me to "go back to where you came from".
Have you ever been sent to the principals office? If so why? And how did you feel?
Nah. I was a goodie-two-shoes. I was more scared of the beating I would have got from the birth giver.
Lost someone close to you?
My Dad. Why is it always the good ones?!
Are your grandparents still alive?
On my Dad's side, yes.
Have you ever witnessed someone dying?
Again, my Dad.
Have you ever save a life?
I hope so.
First job you ever had?
I was one of those spotty till clerks at McDonalds at 15.
First boss you ever had. Do you like them?
Eurgh. I don't remember their names but holy shit, they were awful. I wasn't a part of the clique.
Do you know how to fly a kite?
It's been a while. Probably not.
Biggest accomplishment in your life is...
Getting my degree even though my world fell apart during my final year.
Have you ever thrown a theme party? If so, what was the theme?
We had them all the time. Superhero, antiValentines, bring a weird drinking receptacle...
How many friends do you have...really?
I have lots of friends... Really!
Ever dated someone you were best friends with first?
Yes. It was a crap breakup. We're still friends but nowhere near as close as we were.
Favorite radio station?
98 Rock - Baltimore.
Ever won a contest?
I managed to win £2500 for the shop I worked in due to a mystery shopper report.
What is your life like day to day?
Currently? Boring, repetitive, meaningless, and dull.
Person you want to see right now:
I have quite a list.
Person you hope you never run into again:
Got a list for that too.
Have you ever had a friend turn their back on you?
Yep, when they slept with my bf at the time.
Has a friend ever made you cry?
Yes. Happy cry and cry with laughter.
Have you ever made a popcorn garland for a tree?
What a waste of popcorn!
Do you know how to make dough?
You mean cookie? Or Bread? Or money? Because yes.
Best dish you know how to cook:
I make a pretty damn good roast dinner.
Do you have a pool?
Where I'm currently living, yes.
Do you own your house, or do you still live with your parents?
I don't own a house nor do I live with my parents.
What do you think of people on welfare?
If they need it, I'm glad they are getting the support they need. There's a special place in hell for those who can work/don't need it but claim anyway.
What do you think of today's economy?
Stonks.
Do you like the president?
I think he's a step in a better direction.
What do you think of this covid pandemic?
That it's brought out some of the worst Karens I've ever seen in my life. Y'all acting like you've never been told "NO" before.
Do you think the end is near?
Maybe... This is a lot of questions.
Are you religious?
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monsterrr!!!
Have you ever skinny dipped before?
Nah. Again, you're welcome.
Have you ever pool hopped?
What does that even mean?
Have you ever streaked?
Streaked? No. Flashed? Yes.
What movie could you watch over and over again, and never get sick of it?
Wall-E!
Tell me a movie that you watched, and you didn't understand what it was about?
Tell me a movie that you watched, and you didn't understand what it was about?
WonderWoman 84. It was a complete shit show!
As a kid did you collect Garbage Pail kid cards?
As a kid did you collect Garbage Pail kid cards?
Nah. I was a pog kid.
How about Cabbage Patch?
Nope. I had some awesome early 90s TMNT action figures.
Do you remember Denver the Last Dinosaur?
"Denver the last dinosaur... Showed me a world I never saw before."
How about the show Dinosaurs?
"NAHT THA MUMMA!" ...No.
Do you think that's enough questions?
Yes. Yes, I think so.
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Rey
I agree with wonder woman 84 :P