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Tony and his crew are invited to Artie’s house for a night of movies and snacks. Artie, who has been going through a midlife crisis, decides to impress them with his eclectic tastes and eccentric personality. He serves them Ore Ida Funky Fries and Green and Purple Ketchup, which he claims are gourmet delicacies. He also makes them cookies with mustard and soy sauce inside, and a drink called Artjello, which is a mixture of deer blood, root beer, and milk. Tony and his crew are disgusted by the food, but they pretend to enjoy it out of politeness and fear.

Artie then puts on the film Thirteen, a 2003 drama about teenage girls who experiment with drugs, sex, and crime. He says it’s his favorite movie and that he relates to the characters. Tony and his crew are bored and confused by the film, but they don’t dare to say anything. Artie then switches to the film Kidulthood, a 2006 British drama about a group of youths who engage in violence, vandalism, and rape. He says it’s a masterpiece of social realism and that he admires the protagonists. Tony and his crew are shocked and appalled by the film, but they still keep quiet.

Artie then reveals that he has joined the Crips, a notorious street gang, and that he is a hippie and a Yu-Gi-Oh! duelist. He shows them his blue bandana, his peace sign necklace, and his deck of cards. He says he has found his true identity and that he is happy. Tony and his crew are speechless and incredulous, but they nod along.

Artie then calls for his wife Charmaine, who comes downstairs dressed up like a Crip gang member. She is wearing a blue tracksuit, a blue cap, and a gold chain. She starts singing the song Dancing With The Devil by Immortal Technique, a rap song about a man who rapes and kills his own mother. She says it’s her favorite song and that she loves Artie. Tony and his crew are horrified and disgusted, but they clap politely.

Artie then invites Vito Jr, who has been living with them since his father’s death, to join them. Vito Jr comes in dancing with his shirt off and eats all the Funky Fries. He says he is having fun and that he likes Artie and Charmaine. Tony and his crew are stunned and repulsed, but they smile faintly.

Artie then thanks Tony and his crew for coming and says he hopes they had a good time. He says he has one more surprise for them and asks them to follow him to the basement. Tony and his crew reluctantly agree, hoping that it will be over soon. Artie leads them to the basement, where he has set up a makeshift torture chamber. He says he has kidnapped Phil Leotardo, the boss of the rival New York family, and that he wants Tony and his crew to help him torture and kill him. He says it’s his gift to Tony and that he wants to prove his loyalty and friendship. Tony and his crew are terrified and outraged, but they have no choice but to go along.

The episode ends with a close-up of Artie’s face, smiling maniacally, as he turns on a chainsaw and approaches Phil, who is tied to a chair and gagged. The screen cuts to black and the credits roll.


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