Allƨɟon

(Alright we’re rolling)

Hello welcome to the

Allston suburban jazz hour

Where we fill your mind

With symbols and signs

To provoke subservience  

But in more news

This is Allston suburban jazz

A tradition that is existed since

About a year ago

It is the most important tradition in modern music history

Except for that other one

And that other one

And all those other ones

So

Without further ado

Whatever the fuck that is

Please but it was cool what the fuck?

Who cares we’re masters

Everything we play is the most beautiful sound

We’ve ever heard in our lives

O wait is it rolling?

Yes suburban jazz this is a sound

Let’s do some sounds