IM SLOW AF

I WAS WITH MY SWIM TEAM AT MCDONALDS AND A BOY NAMED IAN KICKED A CUP IN THE PARKING LOT SO I RAN OVER TO IT AND JUMPED ON IT AND ROCKED MY SHIT. I FLEW AND LANDED SUPER HARD ON MY SIDE. SKINNED MY KNEE AND MY HIP AND MY HEAD HIT THE PAVEMENT. AND I WAS SO DISORIENTED. AND BRO. IAN JUST STOOD THERE LAUGHING AND EMOTED NEXT TO ME. AND LIKE 9 PPL SAW IT HAPPEN. IDEK WHY I THOUGHT ITD BE A GOOD IDEA TO JUMP ON A UP WITH ICE IN IT. #imslowminded