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A bag of shoes, a broken soul, and a banger mojito

What is a woman without her shoes?

A broken soul.

Dear readers, I am that broken soul. You may recall, 3 days ago I arrived back home. Alas, my shoes did not! I took with me 7 pairs of shoes (shoes are life) and forgot the whole damn bag back where I was staying. 

The

Whole

Damn

Bag

College starts in THREE DAYS and the only shoes I currently own are my lil pink pointy slingbacks (trusty shoes, thank goodness) and a pair of leather sneakers which I have actually disowned, for I am against most kinds of activewear. Anyhow. We must learn from our mistakes, and I have learnt not one, but two things:

-do not forget your damned shoes, shoes are life

-I am an idiot

Please do not be like me whatever the case, I encourage you, I beg you, I IMPLORE you.

Moving on. My family very rudely have begun to refer to be as an "ornament" -which in this case means something that sits there for the sake of it, looking pretty and nothing else. Part of the decor. Am i REALLY just that? Because I must say i make a banger mojito, but alright.  I don't even mind being an ornament, people love those.

Last but not least, I have exams in roughly 2 weeks (probably less, let's be real) and I am going to fail.

That's all for now!!

Yours utterly brokenly,

~ Kal (a broken soul) 


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I completely agree with the part where you referred to yourself as an "idiot" it is the most truest thing I've heard. And yes, yes you are just an ornament, but ornaments have their purpose. They make people feel better, looking at pretty things is always fun. Also, you are not alone in failing your exams!! -T


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Well one things for sure I'm not the idiot that cycled into a pond *hem hem* and also thank you you're practically an ornament too. And you're not allowed to fail your exams remember. Hmph

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