team fortress monopoly

im going to throw up why is this real WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS JUST SEEING FANMADE CARDS!!! WHY IS THIS REAL? STOPPPPP THIS IS SO STUPID HELP ME

and it came out when i was in 7th grade. how did i not know about this. why did they do this. and why is it kind of clever compared to most remakes. but aww, they have the cow :) so cute.. i cant do this anymore. im so thrown off right now.

like there's a monopoly game of almost anything successful, sure. but i assumed valve wouldve never thrown their hat into this. like hm. okay. i guess i overestimated them. it is a business after all. whatever. and they even had a news update or two mentioning it. i never look at the merch scene other than the usual stuff that gets passed around a lot. like you'll always hear n see the Archimedes plush or some of the bobblehead characters or the keychain plushies that show up when you search your blorbos sometimes. but monopoly. damn........... 

there's a tf2 chess? stares into space.

there is so much i do not know about this game. development. merch. everything. there is something to learn and some of it are the Horrors. idk like imagine mass producing this as part of your job. idk that would suck i dont imagine the ppl making these get paid a lot. oh god im not gonna go there because this is spacehey and i would probably do better screaming into the void on tunblur. and not here. okay. where do you think all these materials came from. everything was made by somebody and that is the worst part. yeah. i dont know. i dont know. but yeah. at least it's not mass produced shein clothes i guess. i dont know.

really not the most distressing thing honestly. i get more distressed thinking and seeing clothes and plushies. mostly things with fabric for some reason. probably because it's a super noticeable thing. something about manpower, factories, the fact material is passed around and people/communities from those areas dont even profit.

i have to give cred to the one Mercari seller i learned about tf2 monopoly from and the aabicus blog review bc otherwise i would have been forced to use reddit to inform my reality. and because they basically spawned everything that happened in this blag. plus i screenshotted that last part from the review so not pointing to internet user Aabicus would probably be plagarism or at the very least personally unethical. and im not even an ethical guy. at least not personally. maybe to others but no not me not in my eyes. but okay. im going to get nauseous by myself now. bye. but wait. before you leave. look.

look at my girls. my yuri

they are so in love. and so divorced. thank you fictional old lady administrator Helen.

ok that's all now. bye.