Who is this music for?
No one knows
What is this music’s purpose?
I don’t know
Yeah scream
It’s for that dude over there
Walking across the pavement
Yeah
He looks kinda down
He looks like he just lost his job at the dawg impound
But he was kinda getting tired of having to put those
Sad ol’ dear dead dawgs down
So he’s kinda glad
But kinda sad also
At least now
He won’t have to kill another puppy
Yeah
This song is for you
That dude over there across the pavement
I’m glad you won’t have to kill another puppy
But it’s kinda bad you won’t have the money
From your job at the dawg impound
Take a look closer
This man has lizard eyes
He’s staring at you strangely
He’s actually
A kat in a human body
That’s why he works at the dawg impound
He’s a kat in disguise
He doesn’t like dawgs
Doesn’t like dawgs
Doesn’t like dawgs at all
I know better
Then to interfere
With the
Affairs of the kat people
They’ll eat you alive
They’ll scratch your face
And whatcha gonna do
With a scratched up face?
Leave the kat empire alone
This is a warning to
The man in the room
Singing and playing the songs
You don’t talk about the kat empire
You don’t release songs about the kat empire
Or they’ll come to you in the middle of the night
And they will sleep on your chest
And you’ll have allergies
And it won’t be good
That was a bunch of nonsense
That is what suburban jazz is all about
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