ꓘɒɟ Ǝmqiɿɘ

Who is this music for?

No one knows

What is this music’s purpose?

I don’t know

Yeah scream

It’s for that dude over there

Walking across the pavement 

Yeah

He looks kinda down

He looks like he just lost his job at the dawg impound

But he was kinda getting tired of having to put those

Sad ol’ dear dead dawgs down

So he’s kinda glad

But kinda sad also

At least now

He won’t have to kill another puppy

Yeah

This song is for you

That dude over there across the pavement

I’m glad you won’t have to kill another puppy

But it’s kinda bad you won’t have the money 

From your job at the dawg impound

Take a look closer

This man has lizard eyes

He’s staring at you strangely 

He’s actually

A kat in a human body

That’s why he works at the dawg impound

He’s a kat in disguise

He doesn’t like dawgs

Doesn’t like dawgs

Doesn’t like dawgs at all

I know better

Then to interfere

With the

Affairs of the kat people

They’ll eat you alive

They’ll scratch your face

And whatcha gonna do

With a scratched up face?

Leave the kat empire alone

This is a warning to

The man in the room

Singing and playing the songs

You don’t talk about the kat empire

You don’t release songs about the kat empire

Or they’ll come to you in the middle of the night

And they will sleep on your chest

And you’ll have allergies

And it won’t be good

That was a bunch of nonsense

That is what suburban jazz is all about