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An Extensive Guide to Leanshining

Leanshining is an ancient art that has been in practice since the dawn of mankind. It started in a few areas, prominently Lockhart, and has extended to multiple parts of the globe. Lockhart remains the center for Leanshining in the modern age.

Although the originator of Lean is unknown, it is thought that divine power has bestowed mankind with the wisdom to create Lean in order to create a population that can thrive without water.

On to the important things. Making Lean is a beautiful art and may not be taken lightly.

Process #1: Head to local tavern and take a light, white cup of foam.

Process #2: Head to the local alchemist and retrieve a dosage of "Purple Magic."

Process #3: Head to the local mine and retrieve magical stones. These stones are noticeable through their unique color and glow.

Process #4: Reach the top of a mountain summit and take of the water bestowed from divine powers.

Process #5: Flatten out mat in your living space and neatly align 4 candles, one on each corner of the mat.

Process #6: Place each ingredient in this exact order from left to right: Purple Magic, Magical Stones, Divine Water, and lastly your delicate foam cup.

Process #7: Combine each ingredient from left to right inside of the foam cup.

Process #8: Contain the magic within' the cup and stir graciously.

Process #9: Enjoy the divine beverage with lips and tongue.

Lean is a wonderful beverage that may not be enjoyed without praise to the ones above. With this information, I hope that you may partake in your own magical journeys in life.


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Dont do this


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