my username and why i chose it...

GUYS PLEASE I HAD THIS USERNAMR FOR FOREVER I CANT CHANGE IT NOW ONCE A COOM LORD ALWAYS A COOM LORD PLEASE HELP ME ITS NOT FUUNY ANYMORE PEOPLE AT MY HIGHSCHOOL TELL ME "HI COOM LORD" "OMG ITS COOM LORD" "COOM LORD HOW ARE YOU" "THIS IS MY FRIEND COOM LORD" I NEED HELP I CANT GO BACK !!1!!1!!!1!!!

anyways after all of that ranting the reason why i picked coom lord out of all things i had a phase where every 5 mins i would change my username and suddenly i was playing mincraft with some ex friends of mine i had the servers most powerful axe and i named it "THE AXE OF COOM" everyone wanted it i kept it safe and hidden from everyone and they named me coom lord..UNTIL THE OWNER OF THE SERVER BLEW UP THE INTIRE SERVER AND REMADE IT AND DIDNT LET ME MAKE MY AXE AGAIN so i stayed as coom lord for memory. do i regret it... i still dont know