New Years

Like the idiot that i am i started reading Macbeth near the new years, and i was still reading it at 31st December. In case you do not know, Macbeth is BAD LUCK, so i ate 12 grapes under the table when the clock struck midnight cause god knows i can't go into this year like last year and guess what? as soon as the clock strikes midnight and i pop the first grape into my mouth i get a notification from the one guy whose stories and love life i always make fun of, pls God don't let this be my karma i swear i'll only make fun of people on wednesdays and sundays. 

AND i always made fun of my friend for balding, and guess whose losing a lot of hair now? ME. 

ALSO i made fun of him for having a butt pimple and now I GOT ONE TOO. 

WHY DO I GET INSTANT KARMA?? where's the good karma for my good deeds? 

FAIR IS FOUL AND FOUL IS FAIR.