your mother has a penis - a poem

That's right, you knows what I'm saying
Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Something funny to say when I was having a smoke
I first heard off this bloke, this fucking rumour going round
Your mother's reputation- it's not sound
She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds
To have an operation to swap her gender around
It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

[Hook]
I said
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

[Verse 2]
In internet rooms and computer mainframes
There's loads of emails about your mother's blue veins
Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms
But the ones in her member hidden in her gown
She walks around proud, with a short dress on
Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong
Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry
No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye
I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter
But I thought fuck that I'd write a song is much better
The only way to do it, to really let you know
I could prove it because I gave it a blow
It was purely accidental because she got me really drunk
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk
You know why? That's right
Your mother got a penis

[Hook]
I said
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right

[Verse 3]
When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne
I just seen her pissing standing up again
Don't make no sense when you see her here and there
She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair
And a single eye that sometimes weeps
If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets
Or up against the door or the back of your neck
If your mother's around then you make a double check
I hate to tell you with all due respect
Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked

[Hook]
[Outro]
For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one
Position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, "Your Mother's Got A Penis"

Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a cock before?
Come yer, c'mon look at it. Bouncing up and down I'll stick it in you
Come yer, a woman with a cock. Tidy!

Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis