LIFE UPDATE

HELLO IMAGINARY AUDIENCE !!!! HOW ARE WE ALL DOING

im currently on a top level secret mission (im at work) where i am carrying out super duper dangerous activities (interacting with the public)

though i do have my secret agent partner in crime (my only colleague who is actually my age) (why am i surrounded by hags T_T )

not only did we have to carry out dangerous activities but THEY WERE LIFE THREATENING (stayed in the office while the managers were talking) (why are they all so moody today get me out of here TT_TT) 

and while on our mission we were ATTACKED! (got told to leave the office) 

but its okay because we got aid from HQ (vouchers for pizza from our amazing sales guy (=>_<=))

TO ADD ONTO THE AID THAT WE GOT FROM HQ we also got more tools to aid our top secret mission (our fave pt left us croissants they were DELECTABLE MWAH :3)

tldr i am batman >.<