New years day, Gordon Ramsay, Clothes.

Why hello there. 

If you dont know me already, you should know that I'm going to be 19 next year. 

It is currently new years day, and I have the urge to share my dream from a few days ago. 

So we are in a car, and by "we" I mean me and Gordon Ramsay, and my sister too. Ramsay is in the passenger seat and I am behind him. Sister sits besides me. Who was driving, I have no clue. 

Enter bald fat pedo man.

  We're in the car, and out of nowhere this bald fat pedo guy rushes in and we can see him through the windows. I lock my sisters door immediately, and he rushes towards it, attempting tp get in. Like an idiot I don't lock my door in time (trust me i tried, i was fumbling like a horrible horror film cliche) and he gets there at the speed of freaking light and he's opened the door and before yk it this guys grabbed my phone and he prolly would have kidnapped me too or smth if it hadn't been for GORDON RAMSAY who STORMS out the car. I don't know what happened there because this happened off stage but I'm pretty sure he beat his little ass real bad and he comes back with my phone! (Ramsay, not the fat man). It's a little bit cracked but I'm just glad to have it back.

Moral of the story, Gordon Ramsay isn't a bad dude. 

I need to get ready soon as in right now although I cannot be arsed. Arsed I could not be.

Also I've come to the realisation that blogs are meant to be on specific topics such as art, or music or whatnot. I don't have a topic solely because there is not one thing interesting enough in my life to actually write a blog about. 

I am considering starting to make my own clothes and stuff however. I know i can, i have my own sewing machine back when i had a goddamned sewing phase. (I made a bag out of old jeans, I was so proud- my family cussed me out, never again 💀) because oh my god there's SO many clothes out there that I NEED and they're so expensive. However if I start making stuff then I won't procrastinate because its something i actually want rather than a side hobby that I abandon mid project. Plus I'll be super happy and I won't have to keep harassing the people around me to get me clothes. 

I really need to go and get ready now and iron that goddamned cardigan 

Toodle-oo 🤭

~ Kal