Never done this before

Idk why I'm doing this but it is currently new years eve, 2023 GBT: 2341 I have just lost horrendously to a game of articulate (how tf am I meant to know who Richard bryandson or whatever his name is???) Oops I was about to say where I am but you don't do things like that on the Internet. I am here solely for one reason: my dearest dearest friend/lover RIKKA who shall not remain anonymous because she constantly belittles my skills in the bedroom (jk we just friends but we got that chemistry) 

I'm only seventeen, I don't know anything 

Oh.my god.

In like 15 minutes or so I can TRUTHFULLY tell people that I'm gonna be 19 next year. Isn't that crazy. Yes that is how i will be introducing myself, yessir. 

I love talking and I don't often have anyone to do it with so maybe this blog idea isn't so bad. Besides no one is here anyways, I'm practically talking to myself, which I do too much anyways. And no i cannot promise I am not loopy. I just know I will be reading this in a few months time and cringing so hard and will probably delete it and hate December version of myself. But we do not live in the future, we live in the present so I will allow myself this small indulgence because I am terribly bored and not living in the future.

I'm not going into 2024 on my phone on a knockoff MySpace app so cheerio for now, GBT: 2349, 11 minutes till 2024. I know it's going to be a shit year, I have no resolutions either. I actually refuse to because I believe it's one of those obnoxious things your teachers forced you to do on the last day of school except no one actually does it... waste of time and hideously patronising. It is 2350 now

Toodle-oo!!

~ kal (not my real name 😱)