Booger lube (joke post)

What if one day humanity ran out of lube...Yes, you could use you're spit but thats just utterly gross asf especially if you know that person has TERRIBLE hygiene but a big dick and epic stroke game. We can use boogers. I know it sounds insane but please hear me out.

Boogers are used to prevent bacteria or viruses from entering you're body, we put it in our mouth hole at least ONCE in our lives, so whats stopping us from using a different hole...I believe that if we all put our boogers in a jar and send it to science so they can properly clean it and put it in lube jugs, then we can use it as lube.