Metal band MN NEED BASSIST

Hey you! 

Do you have a bass at home and listen to bands people think are evil (probably are) then I could use your help in this thrash/heavy metal band. Might be interested in other forms too and even grindcore if my vocalist agrees:( 

Anyways requirements are:

you know how to play bass

Megadeth is better than Metallica 

You live in MN 

Your not 56 unless your some vintage 80’s rock genius but I highly doubt that’s you

Anyways plssss reply thank you 🙏😊

Sponsored by the drummer 😵‍💫

Also could you learn sixpounder by children of bodom? My singer loves that song.