Real Life GTA moment just happened to me xD

Dude omg so i was on Craigslist earlier today looking through gigs, I’m in south Florida so some shit popped up with a producer, but I didn’t know this guy was actually someone

Like do you guys know how in GTA the main character will just walk into the most wacky shit in the world?!?

Dude get this guy calls me right he sounds like OLD, and he’s like trying to talk to me and I’m answering basic questions about music, and he gets rude out of NOWHERE

Like saying I’m not really a musician. 

And I’m like “look we can end it here if you want”

But he keeps going he’s like ok if you were to sing karaoke who would you choose to sing?

And i just gave him a random answer and he goes “see you’re not really answering my questions here!”

I’m like dude what are you talking about i literally just answered all your questions

This mother fucker is like “LOOK HERE BUDDY, IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO THE INDUSTRY YOU CANT BE ARGUING WITH PEOPLE”

I’m like “ok ‘buddy’, i don’t want to be in an industry and be talked to like that i don’t give a fuck who you are”

And he’s like “listen kid I HAD 10 CHART TOPPING SINGLES LOOK ME UP GEORGE TOBIN”

“I’m like T-O-B-I-N?”

He’s like “YEAH, JUST HOW I SPELLED IT!”

I’m like “wow, still dont know who that is”

He’s like “YEAH I DNT wANT TO WORK WITH YOU ANYMORE”

I’m like “I wouldn’t want to work with you anyways jackass, go fuck yourself”

And i look this old fucker up and he DID have like 10 top ten singles IN THE EIGHTIES LIKE WTF?!?!

xDD fucking Craigslist i am never going on there again wtf xD weirdest shit in the world

Also i know i was paraphrasing but this dude was REAL asshole for me to respond with telling him to fuck himself..trust me. He sound mean and nasty as hell, guess that’s what 10 singles does to you xD