First Year

Smear the tendency

Just in time for New Year’s Eve

The first year you're out there

The first year you're out there

And when I need answers

You'll be out there

You'll be there

Mommy ran to the nearest barbershop pole

And took care of the glass

Took a wad of cash

And once done the kids had fun

With the candy cane sun

From now on haircuts are for no one

The first year makes them run

Smear the tendency

Just in time for New Year’s Eve

First year you're out there

And when I need answers

You'll be out there

You’re on the windmill good times

Stomp on my shoulder good times

You hold the world loved one

Once done the kids had fun 

With the candy cane sun

From now on

Haircuts are for no one

Smear the tendency

Just in time for New Year’s Eve

First year you're out there

And when I need answers

You'll be out