"It's a cruel reality, isn't it?

Tamaki Suoh – "It's not often that God creates a perfect person like moi, beautiful both inside and out."

Haruhi Fujioka – "Say what?"

(~Huh.~) And think about this Haruhi. Why do you think they put works of art in museums? Because beauty should be shared with the world, and those born beautiful should

 (~There's a word to describe people like him.~) promote other beautiful things. That's why I started this club in the first place. I did it for those who are 

(~Hmm. What is it?~) starved for beauty. For those working day and night, pursuing beauty. And although

 (~Aw man, I wish I could remember that word. Hmmm~) your looks may be average, and you have a few negative characteristics, I've chosen to share my expertise with you. Here's a tip. When setting down your glass, extend your pinky finger as a cushion, and that way when you set it down you won't be 

(~Uhh~) making a lot of noise. Gentlemen do not  (~maybe...~) make loud sounds. Besides,

 (~"a pain in the neck"?~) a gentleman looks much more refined

 (~No, there's something that fits him perfectly~) that way. I like to check my reflection.., but above all else Haruhi, you must remember, how effective a glance to the side can be.

 (Huh. I got it!) Oh, did I strike a chord? (Obnoxious!)"

ON the realest note: Tamiki talks wayyy to much writing this hurt my head and eyes