Playing Goat Simulator 3 #2

Hey guys, SmokingGman here. Today I played GS3 again, and it was very interesting to say the least. I started off by fixing this harvester and this worker almost got crushed. Thankfully, he was out of the way. After that, I went to this southern area with this machine. One thing I noticed is that I kept setting myself on fires to the point my mother was laughing. It always happened when I got covered in fossil fuel. At this point, the self-immolation thing was becoming way too frequent. By using the Internet, I found out I needed to grease the machine up using the fossil oil and did so.

After that, I went fishing and there was tons of dynamite, so I pressed one and it exploded in my face and I was on fire once again. The last time I was on fire, I was in the water and set off a dynamite. Anyways, I blew the pond up and fish came out.  I then went to the talent show, where I did a front flip, which got 2 green buttons, but I needed to get the third green button from the third guy, who was unimpressed with my flips. I tried things out before I starting shaking my butt and I got the third green button, winning the contest. As I was shaking it though, this farmer guy ended up kicking me in the ass, and others joined him.

I eventually made it out and started sacrificing scarecrows in some sort of fucked up ritual, I had to sacrifice around 3 and they suddenly came to life and I got turned into a scarecrow, guess I unleashed the scare crow virus, huh? Anyways, that’s all from me today. I will update you on the game tomorrow. Until then, SmokingGman out!