Playing Goat Simulator 3 #1

So, yesterday, I finally played GS3 on my Xbox Series S and it was pretty funny. The beginning cutscene was a parody of The Elder Scrolls. “Oh good, you’re finally awake.” Anyways, the farmer guy was just recklessly running over people and they would just turn into ragdolls. The cutscene eventually ended and I was free to do whatever. So basically, I ended up going into the goat tower castle and there was this hobo guy next to a fire barrel (used as some sort of campfire) and he said he could make clothing out of me,. In response, I head butted him where the Sun don’t shine and I inadvertently set him on fire when he fell onto the barrel! Multiple objects were set on fire and he was just running around until the fire disappeared while I was like “I’m Sorry!”. As I left the goat pen, I could swear there was this farmer guy with a black shirt who said “Go back to the farm, where you belong.”

 Anyways, later on I went to this spa and there was like this body of water and there was this lady just sitting near it and I head butted her into it. She landed near the wooden stairs and was stuck between that and the body of water so I had to lick her and pull her out and back to where she was. When she got up, she started running away, her hands covering her face. And I was all like “No wait! Come back! I saved you! Sure I was the one that pushed you into the water in the first place, but I saved you! Come Back!”.

After that, I went to this banana factory and accidentally killed two workers while the others  just bending down over them before taking a pictures, going on their phones, and asking for a taxi. That was my bad, lol. Finally, I went over to this garden area and, for whatever reason, this lady farmer shook her finger at me before kicking me, so I head butted her. After that she started attacking random farmers. One of the farmers, a male, retaliated and yeeted her with his feet. This went on for a bit before they suddenly just got up and went their separate ways as if nothing happened. This guy straight up said “I’m gonna kick your ass” and it made me laugh out loud.

Anyways, that’s all from yesterday. I will play the game again today and let you know if anything new or crazy happens, that is, assuming I remember it, anyway. Stay tuned for part 2!