EdgeLord 𖦹 ׂ 𓈒 🐇 ／ ⋆ ۪

You want edgy you mother fucker? I'll give you edgy. My edge is unrivalled among the people of heyspace. I'm so fuckin edgy I can cut myself with my edge, no blades needed. My edginess is so great that I can cut Venn Diagrams to pieces. Yeah. I said it. Fite me.

The Edgelord McFuckYou you all knew and loved has evolved. I'm so edgy I could take on Thanos and Shaggy at once all the while creating new YouTube accounts to subscribe to Pewdiepie. That's how powerful I am. You, mortals, are lucky that my consciousness is tied to this human form. My true form would have obliterated this local galaxy in mere minutes should I have manifested that way.

You mfs have bored me. I shall return to my slumber. The next person to awaken me will find an unpleasant end.