weirdomaxxing has been a success in the city

recently i have been weirdomaxxing. i have bought a large trenchcoat and large hat to cover my face so the only part you see are my eyes illuminated in darkness, dark dress shoes and leather gloves :p, i stand outside houses at night with cartoonishly large binoculars. my other hobbies include tip-toeing around the neighborhood like literally on my tip-toes and rubbing my hands together and laughing creepily. im saving enough money to buy a white van and i plan to duct tape something along the lines of “FREE CANDY” on each side and drive the van around at night. its also tough to be creepy in the park at night and sprint at people becauz the trenchcoat is long and gets in the way and i trip on my face often :(. this is all to decrease rent in my neighborhood and i dont think its working. any tips???