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Who I am, also one of those "DNI" things or whatever.

Hello, I'm a prick who goes by many names, but you may call me yu! or chun! or both or whatever I put there in a paranoid frenzy. 

I think due to my habit of essentially "going missing" I should just have this here.

I'm 20 years old, I live in Europe's "debt land" and I have not bought a new shirt in months. Emo to the core, from birth to death. My hair's naturally black and I like that shit long and layered, I would not dye it blonde even if you point a gun to my head. I'm an artist, graduate actually, but also too lazy to actually do anything. My job pays me almost nothing. I am a leftist, if that bothers you I think you should reconsider why you're following an emo on spacehey. Human rights shouldn't even be political but, whatever. I'm the rare hetero emo...heteremo...emotero...

Uhhhhhh DNI, or something. I don't actually care if you interact but this is a reminder that I probably hate you, lol.

  • Borderline neonazis, this also extends to terfs because it's a synonymn. I WILL kick you if I see you, bitch.
  • Bigoted mfs, no I don't care for your anecdotal "evidence," mike.
  • "Proshippers" - back in my day we called you soil for the earth. Nobody wants to hear about why you want to fuck your sister or worse.
  • Pedophiles, my lawyer has recommended not typing what I would do if I found you irl.
  • Rape apologists, my lawyer told me to not type that I will stomp you into the ground until you feed the earth the only thing of value in your body.
  • Fans of Blood on the Dance Floor, basically almost all of the above, you are either braindead or a future rapist.
  • People who judge smokers: Almost exclusively an American thing because somehow here of all places we don't judge people for being addicted to drugs. Reminder that if you keep shaming your family members they'll just smoke more and get emphyzema to spite you.

That's probably it. I'm like that old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn, except I don't have a lawn...lawns are historically a showcase of wealth, the power to have a worthless piece of soil that has no plants, a pointless couple of acres, of green mediocrity.

oh also because I'm poor and have lived in apartments my whole life.


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Cooked, served, left everyone with an empty plate X3
(If you don’t get it it means I agree and think that that was a great thing to say)


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Naw don't worry I knew what you meant, thanks anyhow I love eating the plates too :v

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