AJ Soprano gets suspended for something that isn't really even worthy to be suspended over and Tony gets him back in school

AJ is bored in his history class and decides to drink a Jolt Cola, a highly caffeinated beverage, to stay awake. He starts to act hyper and disruptive, annoying his teacher and classmates. He gets sent to the principal's office, where he is accused of being on drugs. The principal searches his backpack and finds the Jolt Cola, which he claims is a banned substance. He suspends AJ for a week and calls his parents.

Tony is furious when he hears about AJ's suspension. He thinks the principal is an idiot and a jerk for overreacting to a harmless drink. He drives to the school and confronts the principal, demanding that he let AJ back in. He threatens to sue the school and expose the principal's corruption and incompetence. He also insults the principal's appearance and education. The principal is intimidated by Tony's aggression and tries to calm him down. He agrees to reduce AJ's suspension to a day and let him return to class.

AJ is relieved that his father got him out of trouble, but he is also embarrassed by his behavior. He realizes that drinking Jolt Cola was a bad idea and vows to never do it again. He apologizes to his teacher and classmates for being a nuisance. He also thanks his father for standing up for him, but asks him to be more diplomatic in the future. Tony is proud of his son for learning his lesson, but he is also annoyed by his criticism. He tells AJ to be more grateful and respectful, and to stop drinking that crap.