Bro Reviews - The Scary Maze Game (Requested by xxtwighlightfanxx)

Sup Brolings,

So I’ve been busy as of late. Slaying dragons, slamming munchies, soaking in all of that gamer glory. It’s cool though. I had to get a new computer, so expect reviews and extras to come back at a way fast rate this holiday.

So I checked my page and saw a comment from the user xxtwightlightfanxx telling me to hit up the Scary Maze Game for a review. So I’m all like hell yeah, right? I’m down for all that scary business.

So I open up the game right. And I’m all like, where’s that whole deal of scariness I was promised? I tried tapping the lights out of that 1 key, checking out if there’s like a pistol or something I can use. Nothing. Like, damn. I’m not gonna quit for xxtwightlightfanxx’s sake, but come on Bro.

I keep going, sliding around and doing flips or whatever I’m supposed to envision my cube dude doing, and I make it to the second level. No scares. Same for the second level too, like somehow this game is both repetitive and lacking in the whole “game” department.

Finally I get to the third level right, but, I’m going to be honest with you, right when right before I reach the end, my top bro Chuck calls out to my window. He’s all talking about how he’s got some skate trick he wants to show me. I’m all like, sick, something to save me from this terror-less nightmare. So I turn to look out my window, peeking out like I’m an Xbox fan looking for exclusives, but I’m still, like, playing the game, right?

Chuck totally whiffs that landing. It’s like he’s on a strict pavement diet and he’s been starving for at least a week. I’m all laughing at the bonehead, and when I turn to look at the Scary Maze Game, I’m back at the title. 

You can trust me, the Bro-of-Bros, on this one. I did not get jumpscared, capiche? I repeat, Chuck was doing a skate trick. I did *not* get scared and break my old computer and need to halt posting.