Tom just got an std!

You will not believe all the shit I've had to endure today. So this son of a gun Tom gives us a call like 4 hours before we were meant to hang out and the dude says he contracted fucking HIV so he cant come. Now, how the fuck did little old Tom contract hiv? I know DAMN well ain't NO woman touching that guy. So I go over to his house with Adam to ask his sister what happened, and guess what? This dumbass thought it'd be a good idea to stick his cock in a used condom he found beside a river to try and impress his buddies. What. The. Fuck. Tom I know you're reading this right now you loser. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!!? I'm getting real sick and tired of your shit dude... Like, that's not even funny. Now I can't hangout with this loser for all of winterbreak probably! Shit like this is why Amanda left your ass dude