When Tony Soprano wakes up to Chris Chan next to him in bed

Tony Soprano, the New Jersey mob boss, wakes up one morning to find a strange woman in his bed. He doesn’t remember anything from the night before, but he assumes he had a drunken fling with her. He tries to get rid of her, but she insists on staying. She introduces herself as Christine Weston Chandler, or Chris Chan for short, and claims to be the creator of Sonichu, a webcomic about a hybrid of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu. She also says she is a goddess, a CPU, and the mayor of Cwcville, a fictional city where her characters live.

Tony is baffled and annoyed by her delusions, but he can’t seem to shake her off. She follows him around, showing him her drawings, her medallions, and her videos. She also tries to flirt with him, calling him her sweetheart and saying they are destined to be together. Tony is disgusted and angry, but he can’t hurt her or call the cops, because he doesn’t want to draw attention to himself or his family.

Meanwhile, his wife Carmela, his son A.J., and his daughter Meadow are shocked and confused by the presence of Chris Chan in their house. They try to avoid her, but she keeps bothering them with her nonsensical stories and requests. She also makes a mess in their kitchen, their bathroom, and their living room. She even tries to play with Tony’s guns, which scares them.

Tony’s crew, including Paulie, Silvio, Christopher, and Bobby, are also puzzled and amused by Tony’s new “girlfriend”. They mock him and tease him, but they also wonder if she is a threat or a spy. They do some research on her, and find out about her online history, her trolling, and her controversies. They also discover that she is wanted by the police for incest with her mother, which horrifies them.

Tony decides to get rid of Chris Chan once and for all, but he doesn’t know how. He can’t kill her, because he doesn’t want to risk a war with the Sonichu fanbase, which he thinks is a rival gang. He can’t dump her, because she knows too much about him and his business. He can’t pay her off, because she doesn’t want money, she wants love. He is stuck with her, and he doesn’t know what to do.

The episode ends with Tony having a panic attack, and Chris Chan comforting him with a hug and a kiss