Scream franchise blows

Spoilers for Scream 4, 5, 6

Me and my friend did a Scream marathon not too long ago during Halloween. I only saw the first three films before this and didn't really have an insane opinion on them, just that the Carrie Fischer cameo was fucking awesome (rest in piece). But dude, what the fuck are they thinking? The 5th and 6th movies are so insanley trash I'd rather drown in a sewer drain or something. Like introducing a new set of extrmeley unlikeable main characters who think they're pretentious cinephiles who know more about movies than anyone in the world is the first step to a bad movie. On top of that they come from the ogs (eye roll) it's tacky as shit and don't get me started on the fucking dialouge. "Don't fuck witht he daughter of a serial killer." shiver me fucking timbers. Please Daughter Of A Serial Killer don't kill me, i wanna be in the sequel :D and then everyone is. SPIOUELRS: everyone lives whatttt the Fuck. not a single PERSON DEAD. besides like the only likeable characters. these people went through the worst most traumatizing gut wrenching theres no way they fucking live events and guess what. THEY LV IE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel my excrucaiating hatred towards these movies is the characters because they just make it soooooo fuckiing lame. corny ass line after corny ass line. 

The 4th however was no where near this level of unbearable. Personally, its my favorite. The killer (the girl x3) was really cool and smart. thank lord for emma roberts. I think also they did a good job on world building and creating lore between courtney cox and whatds her name. Sidney Prescott!!!!! it brings back Gale's creepy newscaster no matter the history her and sidney share. I think i like it most because of the 2010 "esque" of it all the whole highschool thing and their fits. The characters were also A LOT more likeable than 5 and 6. I thought the motive for Jill was good and actually made a lot of sense. and she was a FUCKING GENIUS can we talk abt that. thats some amy dunne from gone girl type intelligence yo. maybe if courtney died like 15 years ago she'd be the most famous person in thr world :/ courtney cox was also pretty awesome though shout out. her and neve campbell have a lot of chemistry together that we dont get TO FUCKING SEE IN 6. thanks wes for underpaying the msot popular last girl eva. 

but seriously 5 and 6 sucked. every character acted like a douchebag and the 6th was super long. i did like the reveal but the first half of the movie was like zzzz...... i really hope they dont make a 7th like the face of scream is sidney prescott. ??? who is this new gen brah. if u got this far thanks :D


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I agree with u on 5th n 6th bein trash :p, an tbh da 4th was da last time we saw decent creativity from scream D:

scream 1 iz my fave, tho 4 iz also so good <3


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