Don't mess with Tony Soprano or his corn chips or JoJo Siwa

Tony is at home, watching TV and snacking on some corn chips. He picks up one chip and notices something brown and sticky on it. He smells it and realizes it is fecal matter. He is disgusted and angry, wondering who did this to him. He calls Carmela and asks her if she knows anything about it. She denies any involvement and suggests that maybe it was one of the kids. Tony remembers that Meadow and AJ were out of town, so he rules them out. He then thinks of the only other person who had access to his house recently: JoJo Siwa.

JoJo Siwa is a famous pop star and social media influencer who had visited Tony’s house a few days ago. She was doing a charity event for the children’s hospital and Tony had agreed to host her as a favor to Hesh, who was her manager. Tony had never heard of JoJo Siwa before, but he was impressed by her popularity and success. He also found her annoying and obnoxious, with her colorful outfits, high-pitched voice, and constant singing and dancing. He had tried to be polite and hospitable, but he secretly wished she would leave as soon as possible.

Tony suspects that JoJo Siwa had somehow planted the fecal matter on his corn chip as a prank or a revenge for his lack of enthusiasm. He decides to confront her and make her pay for what she did. He calls Hesh and asks him where JoJo Siwa is. Hesh tells him that she is at a recording studio in Manhattan, working on her new album. Tony tells Hesh that he needs to talk to her urgently and asks him to arrange a meeting. Hesh agrees, but warns Tony not to do anything rash. He says that JoJo Siwa is a very valuable client and any harm to her reputation or career could cost him millions.

Tony ignores Hesh’s advice and drives to the recording studio with Paulie and Silvio. He barges into the studio, where JoJo Siwa is singing one of her catchy songs. He interrupts her and accuses her of putting fecal matter on his corn chip. JoJo Siwa is shocked and confused by Tony’s accusation. She denies any knowledge of the incident and says that she would never do such a thing. She says that she liked Tony and his family and that she was grateful for their hospitality. She also says that she is a vegan and that she does not eat or touch any animal products, including fecal matter.

Tony does not believe her and demands an apology and a compensation. He threatens to expose her to the media and ruin her image. He also insults her music and style, calling her a talentless and childish hack. JoJo Siwa is hurt and offended by Tony’s words. She says that she is proud of who she is and what she does. She says that she has millions of fans who love her and support her. She also says that she is a philanthropist and a role model for young girls. She tells Tony that he is a bully and a criminal who does not deserve any respect or sympathy.

The situation escalates and turns into a shouting match. The studio staff and security try to intervene and calm them down, but they fail. Tony, Paulie, and Silvio get into a fight with JoJo Siwa’s entourage and bodyguards. The fight spills out of the studio and into the street, where it attracts the attention of the police and the paparazzi. The whole scene is captured on camera and broadcasted on the news and the internet. The episode ends with Tony and JoJo Siwa being arrested and taken away in separate police cars, while their respective lawyers try to bail them out and minimize the damage.