the following content is the frible (freckle bible) which is a religion me and my friends made

part 1:

once there was a crazy crazy crazy freckle man named nene nunnel(real). (real) is his last name in case you missed but anyways his mom died and he was really sad so he sought refuge in science but btw it was like 2 bc so this was a while ago and science was hard. nene nunnel found out that everything is made of freckles!!!!!!!! he started crying a lot and he was very very sad because reality was a freckle. everything his fingers graced was built solely out of freckles. he was risen from freckle. his mother was a freckle, his father was a freckle, his whole entire bloodline was freckle. blood. he stabbed his leg, and found out that a freckle spawned when his wound healed (his blood was made of freckles.) he then found his BIGGEST OPP!!!!! and stabbed his biggest opp everywhere until she was on the verge of death (his opp was named nonfreckle bianca.) bianca was unconscious, so freckle took her to his house, and kept her alive. 5 months into the future, dawn of 3 bc, she woke up, and he saw that she had freckles now. he then went forward to stab every mother in the whole world, and would tend their wounds (he is a ladies man.) bianca came back and stabbed nene nunnel, killed his brother and dad, and made out with him. nene nunnel cried himself to sleep, losing his house, his job, (he was a prostitute,) and dug a tunnel to live in. he crawled into his dirt-haven, sleeping on his side, his cigarette his only escape and way to feel alive, he’d take a drag and return to the usual crying-all-day schedule. he built a cabin out of wood, and found bianca sleeping under a log he found. bianca knocked him out, and threw him inside the cabin. To be continued...