Pokemon fans get faced with a hard decision... [CW]

be a p3dophile or be a z00phile.

Come on be fr guys I'm not wrong.

Most Pokémon fans don't really realize that most Pokémon trainers (especially the females) are minors, ESPECIALLY Misty. A lot of people seem to miss that THERE ARE ACTUAL ADULT WOMEN IN THE FRANCHISE.

And for the Pokémon or *cough cough* POKEphile thing...

You may argue that "oh its just a furry thing and some of the Pokémon like gardevoir look human-like anyway so it's okay to-" First thing: I think gardevoir was supposed to be androgynous and therefore NOT FULLY-FEMALE,

And second of all:

VAPOREON IS BUILT LIKE A FUCKING DOG. THAT IS A DOG!!! I FUCKING HATE THAT COPYPASTA SO FUCKING MUCH. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A FURRY OR SOME SHIT. POKEMON ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A PARODY OF ANIMALS.

STOP. SIMPING. OVER. ANIMALS. AND. CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL, SHADMAN 2.0!??!?!?

I HATE THIS FUCKING FANDOM. I WANT TO ENJOY THE POKEMON SERIES SO BAD BUT I CANT! I CANT I CANT I CANT!!!!!!!!!!!!

*deep inhale*

I'm deeply sorry for my outburst. I just needed to get this shit off of my chest.

I'm deleting this later. If not, then oh well.

I don't care anymore. I hate that Rule 34 plagues almost everything. I want to laugh this off but I can't.

Hate me if you want but I speak my truth.

I will never rant about this again until necessary. 

SEE YALL LATER, IM TIRED.