I feel trapped here

HELPP the Midwest is so boruriinbhhhhhgggg can’t do shit in Missouri. They call it a „city“ but it’s SO SPREAD OUT I can’t walk nowhere yo 😭 not to mention the shit you’ll see if you go outside at night. This ain’t Appalachia but there sure is some odd shit here in my experience. There’s also a city with like a million pounds of cheese under it?? We should steal some and use it to feed the homeless. You see people in horsedrawn wagons sometimes and then you see cowboys and then you get called a slur in the fishin isle of walmart. Anyways, Missouri sucks, America sucks, avoid at all costs, two stars. This has been my yelp review of Missouri.