Artie Bucco's really strange movie night

Tony and his crew are invited to Artie and Charmine’s house for a movie night. Artie tells them he has prepared some special snacks for them, but he does not reveal what they are. He serves them Ore Ida Funky Fries, which are french fries with different flavors and colors, such as sour cream and onion, cinnamon, and chocolate. He also gives them Lays Wow Chips, which are fat-free chips made with olestra, a substance that causes gastrointestinal problems. He pours them a drink he calls Grotham, which is a mixture of Diet Mountain Dew Code Red and chocolate milk. He says it is his own invention and that it is very refreshing. For dessert, he brings out a plate of eggs that he says are a traditional delicacy from China. He explains that they are virgin boy eggs, which are eggs boiled in the urine of young boys.

Tony and his crew are skeptical and disgusted by Artie’s snacks, but they do not want to offend him or hurt his feelings. They reluctantly try some of the food and drink, but they soon regret it. They start to feel sick and experience stomach cramps, diarrhea, and flatulence. They also find the taste and appearance of the food and drink repulsive. They try to watch the movies, but they are distracted by their discomfort and by the poor quality of the films. A Rose For Livvy is a story about a teenage girl who falls in love with a stranger she meets online, who turns out to be a dangerous predator. Son Of The Mask is a sequel to The Mask, starring Jamie Kennedy as a cartoonist whose baby inherits the powers of the mask. Both movies are poorly written, acted, and directed, and have no appeal to Tony and his crew.

The episode ends with Tony and his crew leaving Artie’s house in a hurry, feeling miserable and angry. They vow to never accept another invitation from Artie again, and to never eat or drink anything he offers them. Artie is oblivious to their reaction and thinks he has done a great job as a host. He thanks them for coming and tells them to come back anytime. Charmine, who has been absent for most of the episode, comes back from shopping and sees the mess in the kitchen. She asks Artie what he has done, and he proudly shows her the leftovers of his snacks. She is horrified and disgusted, and scolds him for serving such awful food and drink to their guests. She tells him he has embarrassed himself and ruined their reputation. Artie is confused and hurt, and does not understand why she is so angry. He says he was just trying to be creative and original, and that he thought Tony and his crew liked his snacks. He says he still has some virgin boy eggs left, and asks her if she wants one. She slaps him and storms out of the room. The episode ends with a freeze frame of Artie’s shocked and bewildered face, holding a virgin boy egg.