Why Joel is Cool

His Taste

Joel is like, if Pizza could talk to me. Saucy, cheesy and round in all the right places.  He has more spice than one of Zoe's snacks. He bakes a mean Hello Dolly and his Grape Jelly Spaghetti Special is the most Southern thing your Yankee tongue will ever touch, if you're lucky enough to get to try it.

His Style

Joel's style changes more often than Nova's mood, and yet, each style is better than the last. He has more tattoos than Big T does in her daydreams and I don't even know what his hair color IS right now. It could be anything.

His Speech

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His Gaming

If you ask Joel to play a game, he says, "How many A's?" He never settles. Only the primo experiences are barely enough for Joel, and even those could do with more ray-tracing. If it has co-op, he's there, no matter how bad the game.

In Summary

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