my little pony hcs:

this was a bulletin but i couldnt not save these. i dont even fucking watch my little pony

• applejack is a highkey swole belgian draft pony and rarity taught him to braid his hair. which resulted in applejack being really good at doing hair. (rarity also repairs his hat when it gets torn). he/him lesbian. has a firey temper and will cut a bitch on his hooves if they step wrong.
  

• fluttershy is definitely trans. not sure which direction theyre goin but he definitely is doing it right. slay queen. also has ratty ass hair bc she is getting dirty asf all the time takin care of those animals. they are definitely a draft pony like jack but which kind...maybe a haflinger. he is also swole but has a leaner ponybody type. theyre tall as hell too. has short hooves from being on the ground all the time. forgets to care for her wings and has to have rarity help him out.
  

• rainbow dash is the shortest. yk how gymrats are about working out? thats how she is about preening her wings too. she takes really good care of them. but dont get me wrong shes also a regular gymrat too. flexes on all her friends constantly like did you *flex* need something? i think the bathrooms over *flex point* there. curses too much. has straight hair but keeps it short and its always sweaty so it gets curled up and windswept. still looks hella good and everyones jealous. has sensitive hooves so she doesnt like the ground that much. adhd. fluttershy helps her take care of her hooves when they overgrow from not touching the ground.
  

• rarity is a mustang. classy and elegant. always such an aggressive cheerer at dash's races or twilight's spelling bees or jack's pie eating competitions. she deadass helps everyone with anything, makeup shes on ur ass with those scary eyelash curling things, baking shes trying to hold things without touching anything. dating applejack. makes jokes all the time abt how disgusting he is but smooches him anyways. knows the second most about medicine besides fluttershy bc she stabs herself with needles all the time and helps people out with their issues.
  

• i dont wanna hear any horse vs pony debates. they dont know what the fuck a horse is. theyre all ponies. in fact fluttershy takes care of horses. fuck it. its like apes and humans we look similar but are wildly different species. horses are animals to them.
  

• twighlight sprinkle has a wicked sharp jagged long horn. damaged it when she exploded magic everywhere as a kid. she also wants to like tea so bad but cant. has a caffeine addiction. frizzy hair they never have time to fix. obviously has anxiety. and autism. cannot cook. but baking shes exceptional at. bakes with pinkie sometimes. her cutie mark is harder to see in the sunlight, glows at twilight, and is more prominent at night. rarely goes nonverbal but its usually when theyre alone. she gets madd migraines and it can disable her magic. and cuz their horn is fucked up it hurts a lot of the time.
  

• pinkie. hit her with the one two autism adhd combo. she dyes her hair pink. just her mane. she is naturally pink on her body but has naturally brown hair. she also had mad anxiety as a kid but knows how to manage it really well now that she has friends and good outlets. helps fluttershy out with her anxiety especially.
  

• the sun pony queen. whats her name. equestria. naw. miss princess celestia. okay celestia is a HUUUGEEE PONY shes freakishly big. (almost like a...no i wont say it) in contrast midnight moon or wtvr is really unusually small. their horns have twin stars at the end. dont ask me bout that one princess sunset or wtvr idk who she is.
  

• big mac is the love of my life.