HOW 2 STEAL FROM A HOT TOPIC TUTORIAL!!!1!

hey guys 2day im gonna show u how to steal from a hot topic without geetiing caught

STEP 1 - find a hot topic. usually found in malls but for some reason theres one in universal studios

me at da mall

STEP 2 - find item u want to steal. it CANT have one of this little security anti stealy thinfgss on it thats why im not allowed in the roseville galleria anymore :(

AWOOGA

STEP3 - make sure NO ONE IS LOOKING. NO ONE. NO EMPLOYEES, NO EMO TEENS, NO OLD LADIES WHO WALKED INTO THE WRONG STORE. NO!!!! ONE!!!!

look REAL HARD

STEP 4 - yeeoink

yoink

STEP 5 - stash that shit king. u earned it

shove

STEP 6 - leave the store without looking sus. its pretty easy as long as u act casual. sometimes i like to very obviously steal thigs while making direct eye contact with an employee. it gives me a surge of adrenaline and serotonin similar to heroin.

and then he waddled away

THATS IT!!! pretty easy 2 do just dont steal 2 much cuz sometimes the employees have like cop instincts and they just KNOW when u have a 60 dollar hoodie shoved up your ass