i want to skin cyalm alive

Ixol was sitting in distortion paradise, minding their own business. Everything was great! "wow, i have so much money!" ixol said "yeah no shit you didn't pay your taxes since 2015" anshine said from behind them "FUCK OFF ANSHINE GET OUT OF HERE YOU LIKE MEN" ixol yelled out "GO BACK TO KISSING STRATOSFEAR! "WE'RE NOT EVEN AT THAT PART OF THE GAME YET WHAT THE FUCK" "THAT'S IRRELEVANT, LEAVE" ixol screetched. "dude you're gonna get arrested for not paying your taxes" "FUCKING KILL Y-"

ixol was still sitting in distortion paradise, this time a lot angrier. that fucking boykisser just had to step in at the worst moment and tell him that what they were doing was illegal. such a party pooper. it's not like the irs could get them into trouble anyway, they're an all powerfull point, they could easily kick the governments ass (right?). "god i swear, that fucking gaywanker just had to step in at the worst time, i was sitting there so peacefully too!" they loudly complained. suddenly, someone else had entered distortion paradise! IT'S THE FUCKING IRS OH MY GOD WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY HERE-
"we have reason to believe you've been evading your taxes"
"fuck off dude no i didn't" "a person named anshine has recorded evidence and reported it to us."

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"ANSHINE YOU FUCKING HOMO, I SWEAR I'M COMING FOR YOU, YOU FUCKING COWARD! I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" "Sir-" "SHUT UO SHUT UP SHUT UP!" ixol screams, before lunging at the government shitheads. "I WILL NEVER PAY MY TAXES!"

"Breaking news, numerous IRS workers have gone missing after going to confront a man named ixol for his several acts of tax evasion. we are currently attempting to locate the missing people."
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"Ixol what the fuck did you do" "SHUT UP CYALM! THIS CAN'T EVEN BE ABOUT ME I'M NOT A MAN!"