i hate hamsters

alright this is very very unrelated to anything i have or will ever post but hear me out. rats are kinda the best rodents out there like imagine a rat they're so huge and fat they run around fucking shit up n you know they don't pay rent. literally the most alpha rodent out there

hamsters on the other hand. hamsters are probably the worst rodent in the world i mean they just sit there like beta cucks they go to their shitty 9-5 job everyday just to come home to their clearly dissatisfied wife who is DEFINITELY having an affair with a rat. because the chad rat doesn't get bossed around by ANYONE and the hamstercel is a flabby fuck with no aspirations

anyway squirrels are also good rodents because they have this confident stylish aura (perhaps a little fruity but nobody's perfect) and they sit there on high up branches (PHYSICALLY proving their dominance). sometimes they throw acorns at people which is so fucking awesome in my opinion i mean imagine minding your business and then getting STRUCK in the head by a tiny little squirrel you can't fight him back he's just a little guy and yet he has proved his superiority over you. absolute humiliation me personally i'd just die there and then