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DNIS for ppl tryna add me

MY DNI LIST! WHICH MEANS DO NOT FRIEND ME IF :

> You Like Omori, Danganronpa, MHA, TADC, YTTD. TOH, SU, or Amphibia (YOU'RE ANNOYING)

> Proship / Comship

> Lolishota-con

> If you think you're, Paul Eddsworld. Because you aren't. I'm him

> Use tonetags excessively

> Think you like a media more than me. Because you probably don't. I like it more

> Dave and Bambi fans DNI

> You fake DID, OSDD. (You probably don't have it, i literally dgaf if you're broke go get an actual diagnosis)

> If you try to joke with me, by telling me to off myself or say some weird nasty shit cause I don't know you like that.

> If you think you like fred's head more than me. BECAUSE you don't.

> You like 4chan, Eddsworld, or any popular media because of FNF. 

> You use Restarted, Acoustic, or Delulu. Or just actively make fun of autism. (YOURE ANNOYING AND ACTUALLY RETARDED)

> You say you like Lil Darkie but have only listened to Holocaust, HAHA, Genocide, or any of his popular songs.

> If you're a Zionist or Anti-Semitic.  

> If you have a typing quirk (I'm dyslexic)

> Cancer lord Fart fetishist

> If you like any media that is older than tiktok, and you found it off of tiktok. (I HATE YOU)

> If you like eddsworld beyond

> Dudul Lolifeet

> you like cavetown or any of the new 'transgender' relatable music.

> use 4chan as an aesthetic cause you scrolled like /vg/ or /b/ once.

> if u are Matt or Larry. (looks around)

> IF U THINK YOU LIKE PATRYCK MORE THAN I DO. (YOU DON'T)

> Benrey 'IRLS' or 'Kins' you wont be me

> You're white

> #FFFF00

> you have those glitchy themes that are hard to read. im dyslexic and have a hard time seeing. it pisses me off when i cant tell whats going on in your profile.


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Matt

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> if u are Matt or Larry. (looks around)

*sad ant walking away holding a bindle*


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steve

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*walks away sadly*


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its ok ur ok

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TGnostic

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what the fuck is a dave and bambi


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WAHT IS A Dudul Lolifeet

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dudul lolifeet is a satirical thing i just felt funny if i added it there

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