If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

If you say "the power to have every superpower" I WILL throw hands (with love) (but also violence)


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This is going to sound broken but I promise I wouldn't use it for anything meaningful.

THE ABILITY TO CHANGE PROBABILITY

I'd do stuff like trick shots. Or enhance comedic timing. Like if someone was about to dunk a basketball and before hand says "I never miss" You already know that ball will find a way to bounce out of the basket.

It would be like final destination or https://youtu.be/_YDXQmBomYc?si=C6xYT6qcb3q3GRin&t=44


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I've never heard that one before, and it is so frickin creative! I love it.
It would be hilarious to use it to mess with people– not quite like that Death Note clip lol, but more like making stuff happen in a video game that there's almost no chance of happening, and blowing people's minds when it's proven there's no mods lol.
You'd get a dramatic documentary made about you like, "The luckiest person in the world..." dun dun dunnn

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emo f★g ??

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Shape shifting (the reason why is quite obvious)


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:D

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clifford

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I have quite a few answers, actually:

1. TELEPORTATION
SUPER handy for practically any situation. You don't need cars or punlic transportation anymore, you can just teleport! Free, and you can even visit alternate dimensions! How cool!
2. SHAPESHIFTING
The trans buddies know what I'm talking about. Even if you lose your humanity.

And last but DEFINITELY NOT LEAST...

3. THE ABILITY TO... KNOW ANY LANGUAGE?
"WTF," you might think to this. But it's true! It's a VERY handy power. You could gain lots of money! You can understand, read, and translate lots of (dead) languages! But also... what is a language? Are computer languages languages? Is body language a language? Is fighting language a language? ANYTHING can be a language. BTW, this is stolen from my favorite X-Men character, Cypher. I love Cypher. He's literally me.


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I agree with all of this lmao, eSPECIALLY THE LANGUAGE THING. No-one ever suggests that power but it would be so frickin good

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I KNOOOOW RIGHT IT'S INSANE

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meke⋆˚✿ :33

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Super speed and invisibility


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Now you can draw on people's faces at hyper speed and never get caught

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Yes and rob people

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Chelly

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Personally, I would frickin love telekinesis: the ability to control objects with your mind.
I'd abuse the hell out of it and never get up from my chair, but let's ignore that. Also, if ghosts are real, and ghosts can have superpowers, then would I be able to just bring myself back from the dead via telekinesis? If so, would I be able to reverse my own aging before I even die by controlling my atoms?
What if I were able to control objects to such an extent I could split an atom, smush it back together and essentially explode whatever I want? Create a black hole and swallow the universe? WHAT WOULD I DO WITH SUCH INCREDIBLE POWER? Tbh I'd just use it to float my phone into my hands–


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