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my friend plays piano so i went to his house yesterday and he just kept playing piano and talking about nothing but pianos it got very boring
guy i know with the annoying fucking car radio that doesnt work that he insists stays on got his car radio to get even worse and i do not want to go in his car the plastic inside is melted anyway
also, the night of my last blog post, about the whole thing about the soup, apparently the story is that my roommate made some soup, had it on the side and one of his friends climbed up the gutter, went in the window and threw the bowl of soup at him because of a traffic jam he was in all the way down near culdrose??? find that hard to trust SO HERES WHAT I THINK HAPPENED:
roommate fucks a guy, guy gets drunk with roommate, roommate makes soup for guy, guy throws soup up all over my roommate!
wonder why i think this is the case? IT HAS FUCKING HAPPENED BEFORE!!!!!!!!!1 but with pasta...
also lots of shops suddenly stopped selling radios and walkie talkies down here, is there a shortage of radio waves or something? they just all got taken off the shelves
i have been making a lot of pizzas lately but very very badly
i do wonder how truro is considered to be a city, is it the cathedral? the fact theres a crane? the hmv? the car parks? is it just a city because they had to pick one since we cant be the only county without a city? wouldnt falmouth be a better option?
also i found out that theres a fifth playstation but its like £400 im sticking to my ps2 lmao
i bought a meal deal today (i dont usually pay) and the new prices made me feel like i wouldnt be able to afford rent this month
in 2014 i got tied to a tree for some stupid reason i was left there for about 3 hours and im still trying to think why
also the lightbulb probably exploded or something idk it cracked and there was glass all over the floor maybe something hit it nobody tells me anything around here do they also theres like 5 people here each week there are literally 2 people sleeping by the tv right now that i have never talked to in my life (theres also another guy there who doesnt live here but i know him he cant figure out how a shower works)
actually glad something happened to the light it would flicker for 3m before it came on and made an awful buzzing noise
i am also not a very nice person and i have found that i often twist things i type on here to make me sound less guilty so do be aware of that, im not a christian but god 100% hates me and will strike me dead any second
my friends car (not the one with the shitty radio) has a sat nav from like 2007 and it always leads us down weird roads and some owner of a farm threatenend to call the police on us
ok bye daily(sometimes) blog post over
edit: sorry about comments
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sharkfan52
LMAO
pick island guy up from the car park later
by birdwatching327; ; Report
whyyy hes there all the time
by sharkfan52; ; Report
he will get squashed by street racers eventually it is not normal to let a guy sleep in a car park as a hobby
by birdwatching327; ; Report
very easy to find him, can smell him from a mile away
by sharkfan52; ; Report
can tell you really dont like him, why dont we talk in person ??? why did you want me to go on spacehey???
by birdwatching327; ; Report
too tired and drunk keep stuttering
by sharkfan52; ; Report
maybe dont pick up island guy in your car then
by birdwatching327; ; Report
of course i wont, would end up running him over
by sharkfan52; ; Report
srsly need to show that guy how to get a better hobby surely theres other things he can do where he lives like looking for rare birds
by birdwatching327; ; Report
youre just jealous he sees a puffin like... once every 5 years
by sharkfan52; ; Report
yes and ive never seen one because going on boats makes me pass out
by birdwatching327; ; Report
you literally know a guy who will give you free helicopter rides
by sharkfan52; ; Report
you know exactly why i dont like helicopters
by birdwatching327; ; Report
you know exactly why i dont like helicopters
by birdwatching327; ; Report
gross
by sharkfan52; ; Report
can you go pick island guy up before he gets squished
by birdwatching327; ; Report
cant you
by sharkfan52; ; Report
erm no
by birdwatching327; ; Report
literally why not im drunk and half asleep what the fuck are you doing
by sharkfan52; ; Report
i went through island guys bag and hes going to wake up and know it was me but if you get him he will be asleep by the time hes here and he wont try kill me with a broken glass bottle
by birdwatching327; ; Report
i literally forgot why we call him island guy, just because he lives on an island and his name is long???? anyways how many mushrooms does he have
by sharkfan52; ; Report
i dont think youll trust me on this but i think he might not actually be taking drugs
by birdwatching327; ; Report
oh yeah a guy that eats random small things from his bag, throws up everywhere and sleeps in fucking tesco car park doesn't do drugs surrreeeeeeeeeeeeee
by sharkfan52; ; Report
my bad i literally never talk to him
by birdwatching327; ; Report
go pick him up hes going to kill you at some point anyway
by sharkfan52; ; Report
he makes his own way back at like 3am, half an hour to go
by birdwatching327; ; Report
no that's fucking mean go get him
by sharkfan52; ; Report
i dont think i should be the one staying up until 3am because of some other guys choices just wanted a change today
by birdwatching327; ; Report
technically tesco car park is property of the football club, so is the field and i am legally not allowed to go there
by sharkfan52; ; Report
you were there fucking today nobody will do anything, youre banned from all tesco stores in the country yet you still shop there
by birdwatching327; ; Report
aren't you too???????? i can name like 13 people i know banned from tesco yet still go, go get him or immmmm goinggggggg to do something idk
by sharkfan52; ; Report
how about we both get him so we can pick him up like furniture so we dont wake him up
by birdwatching327; ; Report
them annoying metal fences mean we have to climb up the wall like a ladder and to get him over that means throwing him into a bunch of trees and bushes over and over and i think that is very rude
by sharkfan52; ; Report
or we could just.... walk around?
by birdwatching327; ; Report
no thanks i don't want to get stabbed by 13 year olds that think theyre in the navy
by sharkfan52; ; Report
im going to actually talk to you youre fucking mean on the internet
by birdwatching327; ; Report
oh ok :')
by sharkfan52; ; Report
nevermind i broke my promise and got mad at you on whatsapp instead when youre next on spacehey lmk
by birdwatching327; ; Report
bluehead999
yeah no dont say that
im fine with it stop trying to argue online with my flatmate I beg
by sharkfan52; ; Report