⋆ DON'T ADD ME IF

✦ You're under the age of 18

(This does not apply if I add first or if I already know you.)

✦ You self diagnose anything that isn't depression/anxiety/PTSD

✦ You're pro-ship, a lolicon/shotacon

✦ You only JUST recently started caring about Palestine and advocating for it

✦ You're a zionist

✦ You got into Eddsworld through FNF

✦ You like any of the following:

• South Park
• DSMP
• Genshin Impact
• Dave and Bambi
• Homestuck
• Object Shows
• Dave and Bambi (again)
• Danganronpa
• Spooky Month
• Omori

(Not because these are problematic or anything I just think y'all are annoying.)

✦ You kin any of the following:

• Matt (Eddsworld)
• Tord (Eddsworld)
• Edd (Eddsworld)
• Larry (Eddsworld)
• Paul (Eddsworld)
• Patryck (Eddsworld)
• Bing (Eddsworld)
• Adam (TMC)
• Peridot (SU)
• Calvin (Zero Day)

(These are NOT you and they never will be)

✦ You ship TomTord

✦ You unironically call yourself a yandere

✦ You unironically call yourself an incel, femcel, gooner, etc

✦ You use 4chan as your aesthetic because you went on /b/ once

✦ Infantilize trans men OR trans women ("omg my smol trans bean,, ur so valid")

✦ ID as xenogender / use xenopronouns (Neos like xe/etc are fine but the second you pull out the rot/vamp/bite/pup/bun I'm stealing something from your fucking house)

✦ You say you like breakcore but only listen to shit like sewerslvt instead of Igorrr and Venetian Snares

✦ You say you like metal but only listen to nu-metal (ie Korn, Slipknot) or entry level metal (ie Slayer, Metallica)

✦ You found ANY of the music I like through TikTok

✦ You listen to two or more of the following:

• Deftones
• Radiohead
• Mother Mother
• Tally Hall
• MSI (Nobody understands MSI the way I do)
• Mitski
• Jack Stauber
• Lemon Demon
• Cavetown
• Twenty One Pilots
• KPOP as a whole (except SVT they chill I can't lie)
• Sewerslvt

✦ You call yourself OR others a top/bottom/twink/any gay terminology if you're not a gay man

✦ You think delusional attachments are a thing (they're not) or say "Don't reality check me!" (Someone who is truly delusional is not affected by reality checks)

✦ You think age-regression is something you can do for fun or choose to do (it's a trauma response)

✦ You think pet-regression is a thing (It isn't. You can't regress to something you've never been before)

✦ You think hypersexual is a sexuality

✦ Sample text

✦ You think Minecraft Bedwars is better than Roblox Bedwars (just because it's the original does not inherently make it better)

✦ You overuse tone indicators (Occasional use is ok. Overuse of them is annoying. I promise you just because someone is autistic doesn't mean they're retarded and need a Minecraft command after every sentence to understand what you're saying)

✦ You started playing Roblox in 2020 or after

✦ You ever used rentry for your bios that shit was ugly as fuck

✦ You actively use TikTok

✦ You call yourself "alt" "y2k" or "scenecore"

✦ Free kit user

✦ You're a JJBA fan but think part 1 was boring

✦ You make being a stoner your entire personality. It's not quirky, you are an addict. Go get help

✦ You're silver rank or lower in Roblox Bedwars

✦ You EVER ranked bronze in Roblox Bedwars

✦ You whine about "fakeclaiming"

✦ You "have" a fictive only system, especially one full of recent media fictives

✦ You say you have "the tism"

✦ You're an AFAB who came out as trans after quarantine

✦ You're one of those edgy TCC fuckers (again, not because it's problematic, I don't give a fuck you guys are just obnoxious about it)

✦ You've never played Princess Tycoon

✦ You actually floss daily who the fuck does that shit

✦ You're a white person who claps when the plane lands

✦ You're a white person who claps at the movie theater

✦ You're a white person who claps

✦ You're a white person

✦ You joined Discord after 2018

✦ You wear fake headless on Roblox

✦ You wear REAL headless on Roblox (owning it is fine)

✦ You call yourself a pup/puppyboy/puppygirl/puppything

✦ Your favorite color is chartreuse

✦ Your favorite color is vermillion

✦ You follow big_chungles on Instagram

✦ You follow undertaleyaoi on Instagram

✦ You think Filthy Frank/IDubbbz/Leafy/MLG Edits/Anything 2015 era counts as old internet

✦ Your favorite hex code is #190434

✦ You don't like Little Caesars

✦ You think your parents divorcing gave you trauma

✦ Your middle school had two floors or more