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I want MY mad moley back

I think it's time I talk about something very personal to me. HIs name was Mad Moley. Mad Moley was a cartoon mole that sang music and songs so the evil corporations could exploit his good deeds to the world and make it a ringtone. I'm going to explain about why Mad Moley was (going to be) a revolutionary shift in technology and self-confidence for the future of our generation.

Mad Moley was an inspiration to the next generation of youth and nobody let him have the fucking chance. He was trying to make it so that we could acknowledge our imperfections and instead be happy with them, allowing us to be more comfortable and living a happier life. The ringtone, since phones were relatively still new and booming back then, was supposed to be a charming way to have people other people hear it, as a form of showing personality with just a ringtone. It was to have people know, "Huh, this guy's got a funny Ringtone, that's cool. I would never do this to my ringtone," and possibly even strike a fun conversation with that as the starting topic. It was to spark a new era of Mankind, to rejoice and hold hands and be aware, if not even thankful for our flaws. Because without them, none of us, as people, could dare consider anyone to truly be unique. To be unique is to have something about you that's not like the rest. Each face is different, no matter how much you want to compare. This ringtone was made as encouragement: "You are so yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat" .Because he acknowledges the person he is referring to is, in fact, fat, and what could be considered an "imperfection" to modern society is actually an charming part of them. The way he refers to it has no ill intent behind it, and he was actually complimenting the attribute beforehand, saying "I like your fat cause i like your double whoppers"Mad Moley wanted to have us laugh and embrace our appearances for what they are, and stay true to ourselves.

And then we fucking left him in the dark. We killed Mad Moley.


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RUE, RAMONA

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Rest in peace, Moley.

"But were you all skin and bones, I couldn’t cuddle up on you "


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