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The Sopranos: Escape from the Big House

Tony Soprano and Billy Robbins, the world’s heaviest teenager, are both serving time in a federal prison for racketeering and fraud. Tony is the leader of a powerful mob family, while Billy is a former reality TV star who was convicted of scamming people online. They have nothing in common, except for their weight problems and their desire to get out of jail.

One day, they get a chance to escape when a riot breaks out in the prison. They manage to sneak out of their cells and find a hidden tunnel that leads to the outside. They steal a van and drive away, hoping to reach a safe house where Tony’s associates are waiting for them.

However, things don’t go as planned. The van runs out of gas, and they have to abandon it on the side of the road. They hitchhike a ride from a friendly truck driver, who turns out to be an undercover FBI agent. He recognizes Tony and Billy and alerts his colleagues. A chase ensues, and the fugitives are cornered in a remote area.

They take refuge in a nearby building, which happens to be the studio of WXXI’s Homework Hotline, a live call-in show where kids get help with homework problems. The show is about to go on air, and the host and the crew are unaware of the intruders. Tony and Billy decide to use the show as a cover and a way to communicate with their allies. They pretend to be guests on the show, and answer questions from callers, while secretly sending coded messages to their contacts.

Meanwhile, the FBI surrounds the building and prepares to storm in. They also monitor the broadcast and try to decipher the hidden messages. Tony and Billy realize that they have to act fast, or they will be captured or killed. They decide to make a last-ditch effort to escape, using a makeshift weapon that they create on the spot. They use a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, some duct tape, and a lighter to make a bong that doubles as a bomb. They light it up and throw it at the window, creating a loud explosion and a cloud of smoke. They use the confusion to run out of the building and jump into a car that is waiting for them. They drive away, leaving behind a trail of chaos and destruction.

The episode ends with a cliffhanger, as the viewers and the authorities wonder if Tony and Billy will make it to safety, or if they will be caught again. The screen fades to black, and the credits roll.

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